by Stephanie Feagan
Some might say the oil business is not sexy, but I have to disagree. Beyond all the metaphors and double entendres about drilling and pipes and holes and slick-lines that are endemic to the business, there’s a certain mysticism to it, something almost elemental. It’s not just the production of oil – it’s the business of drilling for it, done by people who are risk takers, some of them extreme. The oil business is chock full of adrenaline junkies. Who else would invest hundreds of thousands of dollars in a business that has a 50% failure rate? You drill for oil and there’s a 50% chance you’ll hit a dry hole. And yes, there’s a crude oilfield name for that.
A lot of the oilfield is as crude as the oil. Since the beginning, it’s been a business dominated by men, some educated, some not, but all just a smidge on the bad boy side. At every drilling rig, there’s a small metal building on the rig floor, which is generally about 20 feet aboveground, called the doghouse. When I was newly married, my petroleum engineer husband took me out to a few drilling rigs, and I remember going in the doghouse and thinking it was totally a masculine environment, rife with nude magazines and boxes of cigars – which were not smoked in the doghouse because hello blowout. Oilfield service companies produce a ton of giveaways for promotion, none more iconic than the wall calendar with a monthly offering of scantily clad, busty babes. Every doghouse on every drilling rig had a nekkid girl calendar. My husband had notepads with a tiny naked lady and a genius product shill: Call Danny’s Mud and get the dirt. Did you know they use mud to drill a well? It’s special, enhanced, expensive mud which is pushed down the hole to lubricate where the drill bit is chewing up the earth. It circulates out and into a mud pit, then back down the hole. Is that sexy, or what?
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is as much about the oil business as it is about oil well blowouts and the danger involved in killing those fires. I saw a blowout once, and it was like a window to Hell, absolutely terrifying and magnificent, all at the same time. Who wouldn’t want to write a story about that?
Thanks so much to Stella for having me here! I hope you’ll give a read, and I hope you enjoy it!
My first published book had a CPA heroine who found the bad guys by following the money. CPAs are typically considered boring bean-counters, which is one reason I had so much fun writing that book, and the two that followed in the series. The heroine was anything but boring! So tell me, what industries not typically considered sexy do you think would make for a good story?
Stephanie also writes Young Adult and New Adult paranormal romance as Trinity Faegen. A practicing CPA who loves travel, books, new pencils, old keys, and smart guys, she lives in the oilfields of west Texas with her engineer husband and a mean cat. She’d love to hear from you. She answers to Stephanie, Trinity, Hey Lady, and Mom, and can be reached at or
She’s aware the similarity between her pseudonym, Faegen, and her real name, Feagan, confuses pretty much everyone, herself included. Since so many mispronounce Feagan as FEEgan instead of FAYgan, she thought she’d mix it up when she took a pseudonym and make it easier on people. Now people say FayEEgen, and spell it wrong. Next time she takes a pen name, she’s totally going with Smith or Jones.
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And they thought the blowout was hot…
Oil rig blowout specialist Blair Drake is finished with men—especially after her disastrous marriage that caused her family to disinherit and cut all ties with her. But when Nick Robichaud, a handsome, roguishly charming oil well fire expert, wildcats into her life, throwing his devil-may-care attitude all over the place, the real sparks begin to fly.
Forced to work together to kill a string of sabotaged oil rig explosions, Nick and Blair discover a plot to cripple the world’s oil supply. Unless they stop the doers, it’ll mean global economic catastrophe. With time running out and their lives on the line, they risk everything to prevent disaster. But nothing can stop the fire between them from burning out of control....
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